When U cough & pee your pants.
or spit when U talk.
when your movin like a snail
or fart when U walk.
It won't even matter
if U forget my name
I'll still LoVe U, 'cause
I'll be just the same.
Makeup enhances your beauty
that, there is no doubt.
My beauty comes from within
thats where U are without.
I wish I was a glow worm
A glow worm's never glum
Cuz how could you be grumpy
When the sun shines out your bum.
You're my man, my mighty king,
I'm the jewel in your crown,
You're my sun, so hot, so bright,
& I'm the rays shining down.
Ya know dat ya LoVe me
'cause I see inside.
all dat sweet LoVe
U just can't hide.
Ya preten ya don't care
but i know dat ya do
'cause ya always there
when I needs YOU.
When U see your friends
U act all Tuff.
just so they will think
that U still all ruff.
I laugh 2 myself
'cause if they could see
how sweet, kind & gentle
U are wiv ME.
When all my hair falls out
& your butt hangs on the ground
when hair grows out my nose
& our bellies are all round.
With whiskers on your chin & hair
grown out my ears.
U still will be the only one, in
all my living years.
When your old & wrinkly
& U both have lost your mind
that's when U truly hope
that LoVe is really blind.
Each others sight is failing
or U really hope to be.
now U got to feel your way.
& hope that U can't see.
You’re deaf as a post
U fart when U pee
U waddle when U walk
& your eyes cannot see.
U snore when U sleep
U have far to much to say.
But I wouldn’t change a thing
To be any other way.
or spit when U talk.
when your movin like a snail
or fart when U walk.
It won't even matter
if U forget my name
I'll still LoVe U, 'cause
I'll be just the same.
Makeup enhances your beauty
that, there is no doubt.
My beauty comes from within
thats where U are without.
I wish I was a glow worm
A glow worm's never glum
Cuz how could you be grumpy
When the sun shines out your bum.
You're my man, my mighty king,
I'm the jewel in your crown,
You're my sun, so hot, so bright,
& I'm the rays shining down.
Ya know dat ya LoVe me
'cause I see inside.
all dat sweet LoVe
U just can't hide.
Ya preten ya don't care
but i know dat ya do
'cause ya always there
when I needs YOU.
When U see your friends
U act all Tuff.
just so they will think
that U still all ruff.
I laugh 2 myself
'cause if they could see
how sweet, kind & gentle
U are wiv ME.
When all my hair falls out
& your butt hangs on the ground
when hair grows out my nose
& our bellies are all round.
With whiskers on your chin & hair
grown out my ears.
U still will be the only one, in
all my living years.
When your old & wrinkly
& U both have lost your mind
that's when U truly hope
that LoVe is really blind.
Each others sight is failing
or U really hope to be.
now U got to feel your way.
& hope that U can't see.
You’re deaf as a post
U fart when U pee
U waddle when U walk
& your eyes cannot see.
U snore when U sleep
U have far to much to say.
But I wouldn’t change a thing
To be any other way.
When U yellin & screamin
all your crazy stuff.
I just have to turn away
'cause U just make me laugh.
I don't mean 2 laugh at U
but U just look so funny.
with all your ranting & your raving
I still LoVe U Hunny.
I've been waiting & waiting
waiting just 2 see
How long it will take U
2 really notice me.
Finally, I have 2 ask U
how long should I wait.
'cause I'm supposed 2 B
your Lover, not your Mate.
You take longer to get ready
I'm starting to worry.
Women usually take the time
with men, always in a hurry.
U really take the cake
& the bathroom too.
Move over honey 'cause
I'm comin in with YOU.
If it don't bother U
then it don't bother me.
our bits are out of place
but we fit perfectly.
Your LoVe is like the river
all murky & brown.
your LoVe is like the ocean
with a rip to pull me down.
your LoVe is like an old tree
full of mold & rot.
but you are my only LoVe
your LoVe is all I GOT.
I may be a whole lot loud
when U are a very quiet.
U may like the day
when I prefer the night.
U may be a little chubby
& I have lost my hair
but U to me, are beatiful
as is the LoVe we share.
U think I cry all day
& I can't live without U.
U think I have no life
but I'm glad that we are through.
I was glad when U left
'cause you're bad tempered & snappy.
I'm glad U have gone
'cause now I can be happy.
When we are really old
there's one thing I fear
that if U die before me
I'll be left here.
Something I wanna say,
now this may sound unkind
I wanna die a minute before U,
so I'm not left behind.
all your crazy stuff.
I just have to turn away
'cause U just make me laugh.
I don't mean 2 laugh at U
but U just look so funny.
with all your ranting & your raving
I still LoVe U Hunny.
I've been waiting & waiting
waiting just 2 see
How long it will take U
2 really notice me.
Finally, I have 2 ask U
how long should I wait.
'cause I'm supposed 2 B
your Lover, not your Mate.
You take longer to get ready
I'm starting to worry.
Women usually take the time
with men, always in a hurry.
U really take the cake
& the bathroom too.
Move over honey 'cause
I'm comin in with YOU.
If it don't bother U
then it don't bother me.
our bits are out of place
but we fit perfectly.
Your LoVe is like the river
all murky & brown.
your LoVe is like the ocean
with a rip to pull me down.
your LoVe is like an old tree
full of mold & rot.
but you are my only LoVe
your LoVe is all I GOT.
I may be a whole lot loud
when U are a very quiet.
U may like the day
when I prefer the night.
U may be a little chubby
& I have lost my hair
but U to me, are beatiful
as is the LoVe we share.
U think I cry all day
& I can't live without U.
U think I have no life
but I'm glad that we are through.
I was glad when U left
'cause you're bad tempered & snappy.
I'm glad U have gone
'cause now I can be happy.
When we are really old
there's one thing I fear
that if U die before me
I'll be left here.
Something I wanna say,
now this may sound unkind
I wanna die a minute before U,
so I'm not left behind.
